Ghetto fabulous is STILL fabulous...

2010-07-21T06:18:00.001-05:00

Would be a whole lot easier to fall asleep if little mcgrunty over there would stfu......and if this itching would stop! &#$^*$

2010-07-21T06:09:00.001-05:00

Good Morning. And by morning I mean night.

2010-07-21T04:32:00.001-05:00

I wish all my clothes had these little snap button things like baby clothes do. That would be awesome.

2010-07-20T17:10:00.001-05:00

Swizz Beatz must have a helluva personality cuz that nigga is FUGLY!!! justsaying

2010-07-20T01:04:00.001-05:00

I sincerely despise the names "Hailey" and "Tasha"

2010-07-18T19:33:00.001-05:00

now trin won't stop tying things!

2010-07-18T01:26:00.001-05:00

I am the oneironaut.

2010-07-18T00:58:00.001-05:00

watching season 2 of heroes and lamenting over how they killed such an awesome show. assholes.

2010-07-17T17:41:00.001-05:00

I feel so bad for Christina Milian! The Dream is a jagoff!

2010-07-17T05:41:00.001-05:00

Dn't u h8 it when the muhfckr that complains about ur big, fluffy, pillows is the same 1 that is laid up on em when u go to crawl into bed?

2010-07-16T22:08:00.001-05:00

Ommfg. Like they have never shot a movie in Chicago before and never will again...... CARRY ON PEOPLE

2010-07-16T16:40:00.001-05:00

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

2010-07-16T10:01:00.001-05:00

I'm havin' a bad bad day If you take it personal that's okay Watch, this is so fun to see Huh, Despicable Me

2010-07-15T15:48:00.001-05:00

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOF! RUSTED.

2010-07-14T20:04:00.001-05:00

Lavender and Chammomile and........NorcoI could not BE more relaxed.

2010-07-14T11:01:00.001-05:00

Clorox wipes are like, a bijillion times better than Lysol wipes. justsayin

2010-07-14T06:08:00.001-05:00

Contemplating keeping Trin home from her field trip...they're going to the zoo, but it's going to be so hot today, I just worry for my baby.

2010-07-13T14:06:00.001-05:00

"I'M WATCHING JACOB TWO-TWO!!!" Okay. Sorry. Jeez......

2010-07-13T10:24:00.001-05:00

Just me and my boys today.

2010-07-11T21:55:00.001-05:00

She went to camp with six shirts aaaaaaaand returned with four. Along with the bar of soap I sent. Still in it's box. Unopened. WTF$*#$^&#@^$&*#(

2010-07-11T15:49:00.001-05:00

I think I got a defective one...........my baby has only two settings....."irritated" and "angry".

2010-07-11T12:49:00.001-05:00

Lucas enjoys Sinatra.

2010-07-10T01:02:00.001-05:00

I had forgotten the exhilaration that comes from a good makeout session....mmmmmm.

2010-07-09T23:29:00.001-05:00

I don't think my baby likes being touched?????

2010-07-09T21:12:00.001-05:00

Wow. Dan Gilbert put A CURSE on LeBron and the Heat......and if the cubs have taught us anything, it's that these things stick........

2010-07-08T19:48:00.001-05:00

Soda or Pop?

2010-07-08T17:06:00.001-05:00

Apparently some little girl pissed Trin off today at summer camp and so Trin HIT HER IN THE EYE. Yes, I dare say, that is my daughter.

2010-07-07T13:13:00.001-05:00

My big boy gained 8 ounces in 7 days!

2010-07-07T04:48:00.001-05:00

I wish somebody would pacify me, dammit.

2010-07-06T20:07:00.001-05:00

is happy.

2010-07-06T18:50:00.001-05:00

"You're drunk." ... ... ... ... ... "You're sexy."

2010-07-06T01:08:00.001-05:00

Watching "you are not the father" rofl

2010-07-05T20:49:00.001-05:00

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

2010-07-05T16:33:00.001-05:00

My love is unconditional. My friendship is not.

2010-07-05T14:18:00.001-05:00

doin it well.

2010-07-04T19:15:00.001-05:00

A straight shot less than 5 miles from Navy Pier.....just gonna take the kiddos on the porch at 9 and let them be dazzled by the show.

2010-07-04T12:57:00.001-05:00

Ok, so I can either sweep and mop the kitchen........OR I can give myself a pedicure......it's a tough one....

2010-07-04T12:18:00.001-05:00

But if I know you I know what you'll do You'll love me at once The way you did once Upon a dream

2010-07-04T03:55:00.001-05:00

Hey did anyone go to the taste of New York? oh wait... that's right they don't have one.

2010-07-03T19:12:00.001-05:00

Caught a buzz off 1.5 Corona Lights. Bwahahahahhahahha.

2010-07-03T03:13:00.001-05:00

The world's a roller coaster And I am not strapped in Maybe I should hold with care But my hands are busy in the air saying I wish you were here.

2010-07-03T02:32:00.001-05:00

Feeding the dude.

2010-07-02T09:55:00.001-05:00

Mmmmm....Adam Levine could get it. How YOU doin, Adam?

2010-07-02T08:34:00.001-05:00

No puedo despertar. Ugh.

2010-07-02T01:53:00.001-05:00

Bwhahaha. Oh, Mel Gibson, I love your silly, racist ass.

2010-07-01T22:00:00.001-05:00

â€œLove is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.â€

2010-07-01T17:28:00.001-05:00

My husband and son are LOSERS!!! "Lock it down......AIRLOCK!" Rofl! I <3 my family!!!

2010-07-01T09:04:00.001-05:00

I have a Spice Girls song stuck in my head. betcha can't guess which one...

2010-07-01T03:57:00.001-05:00

I'm so sick of my boobs.

2010-06-30T10:39:00.001-05:00

@ Twilight with the Twevils

2010-06-30T01:38:00.001-05:00

blackbird singing in the dead of night take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life you were only waiting for this moment to arriv

2010-06-29T10:01:00.001-05:00

listen, it's not something I struggle with often but when all of my stomach does not fit under my shirt.I put on a different fucking shirt!!

2010-06-28T17:57:00.001-05:00

I swear this lil nigga waits till I'm GOOD AND SLEEP. Not just like a lil sleep....deep in there and enjoying it.....and then......

2010-06-28T07:54:00.001-05:00

No more Taylor Lautner!!! Unless he is silent! And nude!

2010-06-27T12:47:00.001-05:00

I have two six flags tickets that need to be used by July 9.....30 bucks each o.b.o. please don't let em go to waste....

2010-06-27T11:54:00.001-05:00

What a match-I'm half doomed and you're semisweet.

2010-06-27T01:06:00.001-05:00

It's not even worth going to sleep at this point.

2010-06-26T21:05:00.001-05:00

I'm not gonna lie, Beau was hella cuter.

2010-06-26T19:41:00.001-05:00

he is home.

2010-06-25T09:10:00.001-05:00

Ah. Post-partum nausea. I had forgotten you were coming.....and that you were bringing misery with you.

2010-06-24T15:00:00.001-05:00

SATURDAY!!!

2010-06-24T07:58:00.001-05:00

Thanking the Lord for this beautiful weather so my babies get to enjoy their trip to the zoo <3

2010-06-23T16:52:00.001-05:00

â€œIf death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?â€

2010-06-23T15:24:00.001-05:00

I don't take advice. Save it for someone who holds their intelligence in a lesser esteem than yours.

2010-06-20T23:38:00.001-05:00

trying like hell *not* to think about him...I just wanna go to sleep

2010-06-19T17:09:00.001-05:00

My tits are HUGE. justsayin

2010-06-19T16:21:00.001-05:00

God is not punishing me. He actually really, really wants me to handle this well and I don't want to let Him down anymore. epiphany

2010-06-19T13:30:00.001-05:00

13124721284

2010-06-19T12:36:00.001-05:00

It's official. He's not coming home with me. As if I didn't feel bummed and alone enough...

2010-06-18T20:47:00.001-05:00

hurting. like, on the inside.

2010-06-17T19:58:00.001-05:00

then came a baby boy with long eyelashes and daddy said "you gotta show the world the thunder"

2010-06-17T08:23:00.001-05:00

catheter and iv line out! now if I could just get rid of these shits on my legs.....

2010-06-17T06:38:00.001-05:00

Sad, lonely, and in pain.

2010-06-17T02:33:00.001-05:00

Already this one is trouble. He crapped ALL UP IN ME. Not like, a lil bit, but a WHOLE LOT. Stinker.

2010-06-17T01:59:00.001-05:00

Berneal Lucas Thompkins 6/16 @6:16 5lb 15oz RT @ibsuperwoman http://tinyurl.com/2ancrll

2010-06-16T21:22:00.001-05:00

Berneal Lucas Thompkins born 6/16 @ 6:16 5lbs 15oz

2010-06-16T04:06:00.001-05:00

I just lost my mucus plug........(!!!)

2010-06-15T10:02:00.001-05:00

Is actually trying to feel better enough to go back to work. Cuz I'm out of sick time : (

2010-06-15T08:40:00.001-05:00

Ugh this is n o t g o o d

2010-06-13T03:47:00.001-05:00

Schyeah.....and maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt...... # waynesworld

2010-06-10T14:56:00.001-05:00

the last midwife I saw charted I was "depressed"........I think that's fair.

2010-06-10T01:27:00.001-05:00

The kids better bring world peace or cure cancer or something cuz that's the only way I see this as being "worth it" at this point........yeah I fucking said it. And suck it if you don't fucking like it.

2010-06-09T10:39:00.001-05:00

Considering Essure. Yep. It's that bad.

2010-06-09T05:03:00.001-05:00

I'm so fucking tired.

2010-06-08T19:41:00.001-05:00

you have no idea.........I can't do this anymore and you really don't understand dammit!

2010-06-05T15:42:00.001-05:00

oblivious

2010-05-29T16:39:00.001-05:00

: (

2009-08-09T21:07:00.001-05:00

I have no idea how V puts up with all my shit. Seriously. I haven't a CLUE.

2009-08-09T02:14:00.001-05:00

am I seriously known as the muthafucka that talks about everyone fb????? seriously?

2009-08-09T01:30:00.001-05:00

on da block

2009-08-08T19:51:00.001-05:00

haaaaaaaaaaaaaate the southside

2009-08-08T19:33:00.001-05:00

to Ver's!

2009-08-08T19:22:00.001-05:00

droppin off da chilluns........

2009-08-08T09:13:00.001-05:00

I am Jack's blinding fury. WHAT A WASTE!!!!

2009-08-07T18:09:00.001-05:00

shopping with my daughters. in this modern age-how the hell are you SOLD OUT of green onions??? sigh....dance, magic, dance.

2009-08-07T15:58:00.001-05:00

Party On, Wayne.

2009-08-06T06:59:00.001-05:00

trade baby-blues for wide-eyed browns I sleep in your old shirts and walk through this house in your shoes - I know it's strange. it's a strange way of saying that I know I'm supposed to love you. I'm. Supposed. To. Love. You.

2009-08-05T12:53:00.001-05:00

my feet hurt soooooooooo bad!

2009-08-05T06:46:00.001-05:00

I'm alright in bed but I'm better with a pen.

2009-08-04T16:22:00.001-05:00

just me and boba for dinner tonight.