Would be a whole lot easier to fall asleep if little mcgrunty over there would stfu......and if this itching would stop! &#$^*$

Good Morning. And by morning I mean night.

I wish all my clothes had these little snap button things like baby clothes do. That would be awesome.

Swizz Beatz must have a helluva personality cuz that nigga is FUGLY!!! justsaying

I sincerely despise the names "Hailey" and "Tasha"

now trin won't stop tying things!

I am the oneironaut.

watching season 2 of heroes and lamenting over how they killed such an awesome show. assholes.

I feel so bad for Christina Milian! The Dream is a jagoff!

Dn't u h8 it when the muhfckr that complains about ur big, fluffy, pillows is the same 1 that is laid up on em when u go to crawl into bed?

Ommfg. Like they have never shot a movie in Chicago before and never will again...... CARRY ON PEOPLE

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

I'm havin' a bad bad day If you take it personal that's okay Watch, this is so fun to see Huh, Despicable Me

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOF! RUSTED.

Lavender and Chammomile and........NorcoI could not BE more relaxed.

Clorox wipes are like, a bijillion times better than Lysol wipes. justsayin

Contemplating keeping Trin home from her field trip...they're going to the zoo, but it's going to be so hot today, I just worry for my baby.

"I'M WATCHING JACOB TWO-TWO!!!" Okay. Sorry. Jeez......

Just me and my boys today.

She went to camp with six shirts aaaaaaaand returned with four. Along with the bar of soap I sent. Still in it's box. Unopened. WTF$*#$^&#@^$&*#(