Life is a beautiful struggle...I wouldn't change a thing.....This how I see it.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Would be a whole lot easier to fall asleep if little mcgrunty over there would stfu......and if this itching would stop! &#$^*$
Good Morning. And by morning I mean night.
I wish all my clothes had these little snap button things like baby clothes do. That would be awesome.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Swizz Beatz must have a helluva personality cuz that nigga is FUGLY!!! justsaying
I sincerely despise the names "Hailey" and "Tasha"

Sunday, July 18, 2010

now trin won't stop tying things!
I am the oneironaut.
watching season 2 of heroes and lamenting over how they killed such an awesome show. assholes.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

I feel so bad for Christina Milian! The Dream is a jagoff!
Dn't u h8 it when the muhfckr that complains about ur big, fluffy, pillows is the same 1 that is laid up on em when u go to crawl into bed?

Friday, July 16, 2010

Ommfg. Like they have never shot a movie in Chicago before and never will again...... CARRY ON PEOPLE
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
I'm havin' a bad bad day If you take it personal that's okay Watch, this is so fun to see Huh, Despicable Me

Thursday, July 15, 2010

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOF! RUSTED.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Lavender and Chammomile and........NorcoI could not BE more relaxed.
Clorox wipes are like, a bijillion times better than Lysol wipes. justsayin
Contemplating keeping Trin home from her field trip...they're going to the zoo, but it's going to be so hot today, I just worry for my baby.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

"I'M WATCHING JACOB TWO-TWO!!!" Okay. Sorry. Jeez......
Just me and my boys today.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

She went to camp with six shirts aaaaaaaand returned with four. Along with the bar of soap I sent. Still in it's box. Unopened. WTF$*#$^&#@^$&*#(
I think I got a defective one...........my baby has only two settings....."irritated" and "angry".
Lucas enjoys Sinatra.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

I had forgotten the exhilaration that comes from a good makeout session....mmmmmm.

Friday, July 9, 2010

I don't think my baby likes being touched?????
Wow. Dan Gilbert put A CURSE on LeBron and the Heat......and if the cubs have taught us anything, it's that these things stick........

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Soda or Pop?
Apparently some little girl pissed Trin off today at summer camp and so Trin HIT HER IN THE EYE. Yes, I dare say, that is my daughter.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

My big boy gained 8 ounces in 7 days!
I wish somebody would pacify me, dammit.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

is happy.
"You're drunk." ... ... ... ... ... "You're sexy."
Watching "you are not the father" rofl

Monday, July 5, 2010

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
My love is unconditional. My friendship is not.
doin it well.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

A straight shot less than 5 miles from Navy Pier.....just gonna take the kiddos on the porch at 9 and let them be dazzled by the show.
Ok, so I can either sweep and mop the kitchen........OR I can give myself a pedicure......it's a tough one....
But if I know you I know what you'll do You'll love me at once The way you did once Upon a dream
Hey did anyone go to the taste of New York? oh wait... that's right they don't have one.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Caught a buzz off 1.5 Corona Lights. Bwahahahahhahahha.
The world's a roller coaster And I am not strapped in Maybe I should hold with care But my hands are busy in the air saying I wish you were here.
Feeding the dude.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Mmmmm....Adam Levine could get it. How YOU doin, Adam?
No puedo despertar. Ugh.
Bwhahaha. Oh, Mel Gibson, I love your silly, racist ass.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
My husband and son are LOSERS!!! "Lock it down......AIRLOCK!" Rofl! I <3 my family!!!
I have a Spice Girls song stuck in my head. betcha can't guess which one...
I'm so sick of my boobs.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

@ Twilight with the Twevils
blackbird singing in the dead of night take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life you were only waiting for this moment to arriv

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

listen, it's not something I struggle with often but when all of my stomach does not fit under my shirt.I put on a different fucking shirt!!

Monday, June 28, 2010

I swear this lil nigga waits till I'm GOOD AND SLEEP. Not just like a lil sleep....deep in there and enjoying it.....and then......
No more Taylor Lautner!!! Unless he is silent! And nude!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

I have two six flags tickets that need to be used by July 9.....30 bucks each o.b.o. please don't let em go to waste....
What a match-I'm half doomed and you're semisweet.
It's not even worth going to sleep at this point.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

I'm not gonna lie, Beau was hella cuter.
he is home.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Ah. Post-partum nausea. I had forgotten you were coming.....and that you were bringing misery with you.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

SATURDAY!!!
Thanking the Lord for this beautiful weather so my babies get to enjoy their trip to the zoo <3

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”
I don't take advice. Save it for someone who holds their intelligence in a lesser esteem than yours.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

trying like hell *not* to think about him...I just wanna go to sleep

Saturday, June 19, 2010

My tits are HUGE. justsayin
God is not punishing me. He actually really, really wants me to handle this well and I don't want to let Him down anymore. epiphany
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It's official. He's not coming home with me. As if I didn't feel bummed and alone enough...

Friday, June 18, 2010

hurting. like, on the inside.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

then came a baby boy with long eyelashes and daddy said "you gotta show the world the thunder"
catheter and iv line out! now if I could just get rid of these shits on my legs.....
Sad, lonely, and in pain.
Already this one is trouble. He crapped ALL UP IN ME. Not like, a lil bit, but a WHOLE LOT. Stinker.
Berneal Lucas Thompkins 6/16 @6:16 5lb 15oz RT @ibsuperwoman http://tinyurl.com/2ancrll

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Berneal Lucas Thompkins born 6/16 @ 6:16 5lbs 15oz
Berneal Lucas Thompkins born 6/16 @ 6:16 5lbs 15oz
I just lost my mucus plug........(!!!)

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Is actually trying to feel better enough to go back to work. Cuz I'm out of sick time : (
Ugh this is n o t g o o d

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Schyeah.....and maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt...... # waynesworld

Thursday, June 10, 2010

the last midwife I saw charted I was "depressed"........I think that's fair.
The kids better bring world peace or cure cancer or something cuz that's the only way I see this as being "worth it" at this point........yeah I fucking said it. And suck it if you don't fucking like it.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Considering Essure. Yep. It's that bad.
I'm so fucking tired.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

you have no idea.........I can't do this anymore and you really don't understand dammit!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010