Would be a whole lot easier to fall asleep if little mcgrunty over there would stfu......and if this itching would stop! &#$^*$

Good Morning. And by morning I mean night.

I wish all my clothes had these little snap button things like baby clothes do. That would be awesome.

Swizz Beatz must have a helluva personality cuz that nigga is FUGLY!!! justsaying

I sincerely despise the names "Hailey" and "Tasha"

now trin won't stop tying things!

I am the oneironaut.

watching season 2 of heroes and lamenting over how they killed such an awesome show. assholes.

I feel so bad for Christina Milian! The Dream is a jagoff!

Dn't u h8 it when the muhfckr that complains about ur big, fluffy, pillows is the same 1 that is laid up on em when u go to crawl into bed?

Ommfg. Like they have never shot a movie in Chicago before and never will again...... CARRY ON PEOPLE

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

I'm havin' a bad bad day If you take it personal that's okay Watch, this is so fun to see Huh, Despicable Me

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOF! RUSTED.

Lavender and Chammomile and........NorcoI could not BE more relaxed.

Clorox wipes are like, a bijillion times better than Lysol wipes. justsayin

Contemplating keeping Trin home from her field trip...they're going to the zoo, but it's going to be so hot today, I just worry for my baby.

"I'M WATCHING JACOB TWO-TWO!!!" Okay. Sorry. Jeez......

Just me and my boys today.

She went to camp with six shirts aaaaaaaand returned with four. Along with the bar of soap I sent. Still in it's box. Unopened. WTF$*#$^&#@^$&*#(

I think I got a defective one...........my baby has only two settings....."irritated" and "angry".

Lucas enjoys Sinatra.

I had forgotten the exhilaration that comes from a good makeout session....mmmmmm.

I don't think my baby likes being touched?????

Wow. Dan Gilbert put A CURSE on LeBron and the Heat......and if the cubs have taught us anything, it's that these things stick........

Soda or Pop?

Apparently some little girl pissed Trin off today at summer camp and so Trin HIT HER IN THE EYE. Yes, I dare say, that is my daughter.

My big boy gained 8 ounces in 7 days!

I wish somebody would pacify me, dammit.

is happy.

"You're drunk." ... ... ... ... ... "You're sexy."

Watching "you are not the father" rofl

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

My love is unconditional. My friendship is not.

doin it well.

A straight shot less than 5 miles from Navy Pier.....just gonna take the kiddos on the porch at 9 and let them be dazzled by the show.

Ok, so I can either sweep and mop the kitchen........OR I can give myself a pedicure......it's a tough one....

But if I know you I know what you'll do You'll love me at once The way you did once Upon a dream

Hey did anyone go to the taste of New York? oh wait... that's right they don't have one.

Caught a buzz off 1.5 Corona Lights. Bwahahahahhahahha.

The world's a roller coaster And I am not strapped in Maybe I should hold with care But my hands are busy in the air saying I wish you were here.

Feeding the dude.

Mmmmm....Adam Levine could get it. How YOU doin, Adam?

No puedo despertar. Ugh.

Bwhahaha. Oh, Mel Gibson, I love your silly, racist ass.

“Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”

My husband and son are LOSERS!!! "Lock it down......AIRLOCK!" Rofl! I <3 my family!!!

I have a Spice Girls song stuck in my head. betcha can't guess which one...

I'm so sick of my boobs.