Who did you last get angry with?
What is your weapon of choice?
WORDS. I'LL WRAP THEM AROUND YOUR NECK AND CHOKE YOUR ASS.
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
HELL YEAH. I DON'T CARE HOW SWOLL YOU ARE-I'VE TAKEN KNOCKS BY BIGGER AND BETTER.
How about the same sex?
YA' HEARD. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT. EVEN IF THEY WEIGH 400 POUNDS AND HAVE A HYPHENATED LAST NAME.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
IUNO. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME-I SUGGEST YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF B/C I HONESTLY GIVE EXACTLY ONE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.
What is your pet peeve?
LYING. LYING FUCKS UP EVERYTHING. YOU CANNOT RATIONIONALLY MAKE A DECISION WHEN LIES ARE INVOLVED BECAUSE THEY DISTORT REALITY. AND THAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. IF YOU CAN'T BE COMPLETELY HONEST ABOUT IT-DON'T FUCKING DO IT THEN!
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
IT'S HARD TO LET THEM GO BUT I KNOW THE GOOD LORD WANTS MY FAITH IN HIM TO SQUARE THINGS HIS WAY-SO AS HARD AS IT IS-I CAN PRAY AND LET IT GO.
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
PLAY WITH MY KIDS
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
MAN-WORK MIDNIGHTS-TIME HAS NO MEANING ROUND HERE
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
FUCKING SO MANY. IF YOU AIN'T ON MYSPACE OR CAN'T GET TEXTS-YOU'RE SHORT CUZ THAT'S HOW I TALK. SHLLEY-ANN DOES COME TO MIND THO.
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I DON'T MAKE "LAME" EXCUSES-I TELL THE DAMN TRUTH-IF I'M TOO LAZY TO COME I'LL TELL YOU MY ASS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE LEAVING THE COUCH-SO SAD-TO MOTHAFUCKING BAD. I WORK TO MUCH. PAY MY CAR NOTE THIS MONTH-I'LL BE OUT WITH YOU ALL WEEK, BITCHES.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
AND THE ONE AFTER THAT. AND THE ONE AFTER THAT. I'M A NIGHT PERSON AND I'M FUCKED IF I CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE. WHAT?
FUCK. BETWEEN THESE FOUR DAMN KIDS I'M LUCKY I'M ALLOWED TO USE THE REMOTE, EVER!
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
IF BY "SNOOZE BUTTON" YOU MEAN "VAN" THEN SIX. WHAT?!?
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Are you a meat eater?
HELL YES. NOT JUST "YES". HELL YES. IF THERE'S NO MEAT IT'S A CHUNKY BEVERAGE. YA DIGG?
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
IDK. BUT ALOT. AND I MEAN ALOT,ALOT.
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
NOT REALLY. BUT I'M EXTRA YOUNG AND I GOTZ PLENTY OF TIME TO WORK ON MY "HABITS". YAY!YOUTH!
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
SPICY W/ SALTY A CLOSE SECOND.
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
HELL NO. IM FAT BUT DAMN COME ON NOW<----------------LMAO SHANIE!
How many credit cards do you own?
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
BE SET FOR LIFE. I'D INVEST WELL-AND I WOULDN'T QUIT WORKING-I'D MAKE SURE I'D BE ABLE TO BE COMFORTABLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND THAT MY KIDS WOULD HAVE A STARTING POINT FOR WHATEVER CAREER THEY DESIRE.
Would you rather be rich or famous?
FAMOUS. CALL IT BRITNEY SPEARS SYNDROME BUT I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT.
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
CREATED AND MAINTAINED A FAMILY WITHOUT ANY OUTSIDE HELP OR INFLUENCE,
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
IUNO. I LIVE THIS DAY.
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
YES. I AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING.
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
DOES GRAMMAR SCHOOL COUNT? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOW BOUT JOB CORPS? THAT WAS A MASSACRE!
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
NEVER NEEDED TO. I'D CHEAT TO PASS. NOT TO GET A "GOOD" SCORE-THAT COME NATURAL.
What did you do today that you're proud of?
WATCHING MY BABY GO OUT THE DOOR WITH HER DADDY MADE ME PROUD. THE FACT THAT I MADE HER MAKES ME PROUD EVERY FUCKING DAY-YOU HAVE KNOW IDEA. THIS BRILLIANT, ARTICULATE, LOVING, POLITE, WELL-ADJUSTED CHILD.....SHE IS MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENT AND MOST PROUDEST MOMENT THUS FAR. NO CONTEST.
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
TOO MANY TO GIVE YOU AN ACCURATE NUMBER. DOUBLE DIGITS WITH POSSIBLE TRIPLE.
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
STILL DOUBLE DIGITS BUT DEFINITELY NOT TRIPLE.
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
LMAO! YES! MORE THAN I'M COMFORTABLE ADMITTING.
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
UMMM.....YEAH? CAN YOU SAY FUN? CUZ I CAN. I CAN EVEN SPELL IT...."O-R-G-Y". I FEAR I'VE SAID TOO MUCH......
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
NO. BUT I'VE BEEN.....NEVERMIND FORGET IT......
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
I LOVE CARA'S COUCHES. I WANT EM!
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
HEATHER. SHE'D HAVE MY SHIT ALL ORGANIZED.
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
ME. OR MAYBE I'D BEEN VAN SO I COULD FUCK ME AND SEE WHAT'S THATS LIKE. OR MAYBE I'D BE LESLIE AND FIGURE OUT WHY SHE ACTS AS RETARDED AS SHE DOES.
Have you ever been cheated on?
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
YEAH.I ALWAYS WANTED A CUTE, LITTLE NOSE.
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
I HAD TO LEARN TO BE COMFORTABLE WITH PEOPLE.....I WISH IT CAME NATURALLY LIKE SOME PEOPLE.
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often?
Do you do the least often?
Is your favorite to act on?
LUST/WRATH-IT'S A TIE. MAYBE LUST.....BUT FUCKING PEOPLE UP CAN BE ALMOST AS GOOD AS SEX........