a burglar is robbin a house when the owners come home.he pulls out a gun and says,"now that you seen my face,im gonna have to kill you."the man and wife are shocked and scared.the theif says,"before i kill you,i wish to know both your names"the woman says,"my name is Lisa."the burglar is slightly saddened and said,"that was my girlfriends name,and she passed away.i loved her so much.i cant kill you."then he points the gun at the man,"you,whats your name?"the man says,"Dave,but my friends call me Lisa..."