My Kid

Not only did she just PEE all over my floor-but during and after the act-she had the nerve to clap.

My name

These are the most popular baby names from 1985

Rank	Male name	Female name
1	Michael	Jessica
2	Christopher	Ashley
3	Matthew	Jennifer
4	Joshua	Amanda
5	Daniel	Sarah
6	David	Stephanie
7	James	Nicole
8	Robert	Heather
9	John	Elizabeth
10	Joseph	Megan

These are for 2005

Rank	Male name	Female name
1	Jacob	Emily
2	Michael	Emma
3	Joshua	Madison
4	Matthew	Abigail
5	Ethan	Olivia
6	Andrew	Isabella
7	Daniel	Hannah
8	Anthony	Samantha
9	Christopher	Ava
10	Joseph	Ashley

PLEASE****NOTE**** THAT ASHLEY IS STILL IN THE TOP 10 20 MICKEYFICKIN YEARS LATER-SO STOP HATIN ON MY NAME. YES-IT IS COMMON(AND WHITE-SHUTHTEHELLUP)BUT IT IS POPULAR SO THAT MEANS IT MUST BE LOVELY. ASSHATS.


Anywho......
whats the baby's name gonna be....some people are superstitious-like if you tell people the baby's name before it's born it'll DIE-OMG! But I don't believe in such nonsense...
If it is a boy it will unquestionably be Verlander Thompkins III-I don't have a choice-so don't bitch and moan to me.
But if it's a girl I have more options.....I'm leaning hard towards Anck-Su-Namuhn Druj Thompkins(yes, I'm fucking serious, thankyouverymuch) but I also like Nafia Elise; Princess Laya; or Ashlita Mia....
My name is so common and generic it has given me a complex....lol. i want my kids names to be different and memorable ya know....it sux to be "whats-her-name"....plus thats such a fucking kick-ass part of having a kid-YOU GET TO NAME IT! Ahhhhh.....it's the little things......

THIS IS WHAT MY BABY LOOKS LIKE!

Your Body
Your waistline may begin growing this week, though you're probably not yet showing. If you press your abdomen, you may feel your enlarged uterus. It's about the size of a softball. 

 

Your Baby
Your embryo is about 8mm long, and an ultrasound done now would detect the tiny thumping of the heart. Although all your baby's major organs have formed, they are not fully developed or functional yet.

Did You Know? Women who have already had a child have weaker abdominal muscles and ligaments than those having their first baby, and they usually begin to "show" far earlier. It's as though the belly says, "Oh, THIS again!" and flops and pops!

Twins? It's hard to tell this early, but pregnant women carrying multiples often have the following early symptoms: A faster rate of weight gain Faster growth of the abdomen and increased itching on its surface A feeling of heaviness in the pelvis or vagina A greater tendancy to retain water Varicose veins Increased fatigue

For Dad To help reality settle in and make mom happy, try to accompany her on the first prenatal visit. Turn the day into a celebration with a meal out at her favorite restaurant.

"If there is a measure of good parenthood, it could be when your children exceed your own achievements." Tom Haggai

To All My G.A.W.D.'s(Grown Ass Woman Dawg)

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime..
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered,
"Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a
broken heart-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."

But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my
own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
ove and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives
to remind them just how amazing they are.

More bitch on blast

So.....guess what we found out this past weekend at Target.....welll other than the fact that she be spying on us at Target.....yeah-it's true, we went there one day and picked up some stuff for us and in the dollar spot they had some cute visors and some flip-flops-so we grabbed some for the girls. When they went home and told their mother what they got-SHE TOLD THEM. omg. What the fuck ever. Never going there again. Ugh. I don't wanna be anywhere near her greasy self of any of her minions.
So what we found out is.......she's a really bad parent....yes,yes we knew that already......but she's an idiot too....ocrap-we knew that already as well.
Well we found out that "When mommy and M***** worked at the salon, they stole everything! Thay stole...." and i get a freakin list.
WTF PEOPLE!!!!
Ok, granted, I'm not perfect, I've done my due. Back in the day before I had my kid and grew up and grew a conscience. I'm not totally knocking her for stealing(even tho she is grown-damn near 30 years old-stealing hair care products, WTF!!!!, i mean, i could expect dumb shit like that from the other one....but FUCK! WOMAN YOU ARE GROWN, NOW) what I'm pissed about is, as adults we do ALOT of fucked up shit. Whatever that shit maybe-YOUR KIDS DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT. You are the NUMBER ONE example for your kids-you need to set a good one so they don't run out and fuck up shit for society at large. Can you dig me???? And if you've ever done some dumbass shit in front of your kids or even talked about it-and you're feeling bar/n-I am sooooo not apologizing-CUZ IT'S THE FUCKIN TRUTH AND IT HURTS WHEN YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS.
So yeah. Now I'm standing in Target and if jessie decides to walk out with a goddamnned purse under her arm-how mad can I get-cuz her mommy has shown her that "it's ok to steal". WTF?!??!?!?! I give them a whole spiel on stealing and then I told them-"and if we ever catch you stealing-or even HEAR about something like it-HE(indicates Van) is going to beat your ass and then I'm calling the cops on you. Do you understand?!?!?"
"Yes, Mommy."
I think they got the gist of it.
But it should not have been neccessary.
And we can't even say anything to the dumb bitch cuz she'll hit them for "telling on her".
And she wonders why I have beef.
Actually...I'm kinda scared to let her know I have beef.....you know her fat ass is ALWAYS huingry.................ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is only one pretty child in the world. And every mother has it.

I don't brag about my daughter enough. I mean-she's a toddler-the only shit she does right now is BADASS shit.....so all the cute shit gets overlooked....but she is really cute. She thinks she's so grown. She grabs you and says "c'mon" and takes you where she wants to go to do what she wants to do. Some mornings she lays between me and Van on the bed and she moves her head back and forth, back and forth, giving us each a kiss over and over untill she gets dizzy.
When I cry she comes t me and goes "wha HAPPY?!?!?"(what happened?) and "ok, ok?" and "i know." and she pats your arm or back or face.
She's my little attack beast-on my command she will run up to ANYONE(even daddy) and hit them and say "NO!NO!" 'TOP-E!"(stop it) "TUH-AP"(shut up)
And now she says "I love you." clear as a bell.
People say I'm crazy for having another baby right now....but....kids give you this......feeling......it's like a drug. It's so.....AMAZING and REAL and it is just SO. It can't be described.
Some would look at this as a platform to jump off of and say "SEE! SHE ONLY HAS REAL LOVE FOR HER OWN DAUGHTER!"
This is not the case. I just happen to be exploring my love for Trin in this specific entry. Most people don't believe I could possibly love those girls as much as I love my "own" offspring or even that it's unfair to Trin if I do......
Believe what you'd like. I love ALL OF MY KIDS. AND THEY ARE MINE. THEY ARE A PART OF MY LIFE, MY HEART, MY FAMILY. I am not simply watching these kids grow up-I AM GROWING THEM UP. There are pieces of me inside them, maybe not gentically, but parts of me, nonetheless. Things that I have taught them, or showed them, or just random things that they saw and admired and aspired to imitate.
There is nothing I would do for my own daughter that I would not do for them. Absolutely nothing. They are the same in my heart. All of them. I feel the same responsibility toward them. The same crazy, upsidedown world unconditional love. Because they came from somebody elses womb is meaningless. If that actually mattered when it came to love adoption would be a wholly unsuccessful and unfulfilling endeavor. But it's not.


Are my words resonating yet?


I love ALL my kids. SATURNINA D. JESSIE T. & TRINITY N.(AND BABY T) None are any more or less special than ANY of the others. They all matter. They are all important to me. They are all truely, madly, and deeply loved by me. And I will make sure they all ALWAYS KNOW IT.
ALWAYS.