I couldn't make this shit up if I tried

Well. The bm drama has once again come to a head. As I previously posted-we didn't have the twins for easter this year for the first time. We repeatly asked the heifer to give us sunday in exchange for another day and because we're doing her a favor by giving her one of our days in june for her pos brothers wedding. But she claimed she wanted to spend easter with them and have her own egg hunt yadda-blah-woowoowoo. But come sunday we tried to get in touch with the girls all day-and got no response until 430 which is, surprise, the time she makes it home from work. So we knew she was on some lies and bs. But we got confirmation when we got the kids yesterday and they told us she was at work and told them not to tell v and they didn't have no easter egg hunt or baskets they just sat around and watched old 'ricans play dominoes. They said "quotely" they said easter at their moms house "sucked". So v confronts her on the bs when she rolls up to scoop them. She denies it, of course. She only went to work to get a notebook and then she had to go to the store and she was only gone "3 hours". Whatever. Not that any of her lies are ever good-but this was one of the LAMEST. THEN she has the gall to call HIM uncooperative for some week during the summer we claimed but she wanted. He told her it was his year to pick his summer weeks-next year she can choose and he can't say shit. She gets all jazzy at the mouth and so points out that he didn't have to agree to give her the day for the wedding and she's all flip like "whatever verlander, just let me know and I'll cancel everything." So he goes "ok. You've been notified." And walks off. Not five minutes later he gets a text like"the girls want to know if they are going to get to be in the wedding" he texts back "they know my number" and chaos fucking ensues.
She has them calling repeatedly asking if they can go and why can't they go and they already got the dresses and the really want to go and YOU CAN HEAR HER IN THE BACKGROUND COACHING EVERY WORD! When he finally says he'll think about it-she calls saying she needs to know right now. And he tells her the same thing. So then she puts nina on the phone telling him that her mom needs to know today if their going to be in the wedding. He tells her he'll THINK about it. Then they call telling how their mom is mad at them for NOT LYING to him about easter. She's not speaking to them and she's never buying them anything again and their punished and could be please (lie for them) tell her that they didn't tell him. that he already knew. He told them they shouldn't be in trouble for telling the truth and this isn't his fault or theirs-it's HERS for lying and teaching them to. He told them he loved them and to call anytime. We think it's done.
No.
Wrong.
Not over.
20 minutes later they call back and tell him that they can't eat until he gives her an answer about the wedding. THIS SICK.SICK.SICK. BITCH! WHO DOES THAT!?!?!?!?!
She finds new and inventive ways to broadcast her insanity almost DAILY.
So he tells them he gave her her answer already and when he calls back like a half hour later they had eaten. Thank god.

O. But wait. There's more. We're transferring them to another school. And she alledgedly had the paperwork and has known for WEEKS that they need to be registered by the 28th. Monday van got a call from the new school saying they hadn't been registered yet. Today he went and did all the paperwork and registered them. And my tired ass was up there too after working all night-and van is sick as a dog-but we got is done. So when he tells her that he registered them today-she actually tells him"WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO GO REGISTER THEM!!?!? I'M THEIR MOTHER!" the nerve the absolute GALL. WHAT KIND OF MOTHER USES HER KIDS AS PAWNS TO GET HER WAY????
Ugh.