after reading the headline "britney spears spoke in british accent in hospital" i have come to the conclusion that britney spears is, in fact, a robot. A robot created by the music industry to help lagging sales caused by illegal downloads. She did not create those kids-she was merely an incubator for donor zygotes, thats why she doesn't care whether they are here nor there. She is a malfunctioning robot desprately in need of a memory wipe but her creators can't get anywhere near her because she's afraid they will permanently shut her down.
And when her head pops off and her neck is full of all those wires and electrodes-don't say i didn't tell ya.
cuz i told ya so